The Love Swing

Love Swing. Aka Sex Swing. Ok, I must admit that this was a drunken purchase. One night while my significant other and I were perusing an online toy site we came across this interesting apparatus. Initially, we thought "how cool would that be!!" Well, it is pretty cool....but long story short, install the eye hook screw in the ceiling when you are sober. When you live in an older house not all of the studs are placed in 16 inch increments. So you can imagine our frustration once we finally found a stud to place the eye hook. Kind of took the fun out of being able to use it once we got it put up. The swing comes fully assembled, you just have to place the eye hook and then lock the swing into place and you will be ready to go.

Also, be prepared to explain to others why you have an industrial eye hook hanging out of your ceiling. ;) If you are drunk enough, you might just pull it out of the toy box and show everybody at your party what a great purchase you made. Some will be envious and some.....well, may never be able to look you straight in the eye again.

It is a great recreational device to use every now and again, but it does take a bit of agility and patience to get it positioned right where you want it. If not, you may feel a bit wobbly while in the midst of sexytime. There are free standing swing stands, but they are more expensive than the swings themselves. So if you don't mind an industrial eye hook hanging out of your ceiling, then you will be in for a swinging good time!!